Male Earl’s restaurant host: “what kind of table are you craving tonight?”

Me: “A clean one. Enough room for four adult-sized people, I guess.” 🤷‍♀️

My friend, Amie: “Sexy. We want a sexy table.”

Male Earl’s host: “That’s what I thought you wanted, right this way.”

Me: 🤮

(The diners: Heath, me, Mac and Amie)

Stay great!