First things first, House Stark got one of the dragons in the breakup! I chose the blue one.
I thought I’d give you a preview of what my husband, who agreed to be with me for better or for worse, experiences during an episode of Game of Thrones. In this case, episode three of season eight:
Is that the red lady?
How high can dead people jump?
How much fire is in a dragon’s tank? Like, how many dead people per unit of fire? What is a unit of fire? Math.
Greyworm has no balls but all the balls at the same time, eh?
Where’s the red lady? Can she not just light the trenches herself?
There she is. Why is she walking like she’s got time?
Ok, she’s come in handy twice.
Bran doesn’t hold grudges eh? Like at all.
The ravens are kinda doing a Flying V.
Why don’t they have one dragon manning the trench at all times?
Which one is the Night King?
Did the Night King get a haircut?
All of the survivors have PTSD at minimum.
Arya should win it all.
Mormont and Goliath – Mormont for the win (and loss).
Hide and seek, this time Arya for the win.
So is the dragon double dead now?
Night King looks like the guy who played James Bond (Heath: Daniel Craig?) Yeah!
Hide the living people who can’t defend themselves in a crypt full of dead people?!? I thought that was a terrible idea two episodes ago.
Dragon can’t breathe fire on himself, f*ck. Why did Daenerys land?
Is Sam’s family gunna live? I’m concerned for their well being.
It’s just never ending.
This is like watching the Leafs for 36 years… I still have hope.
I don’t get it. Does the Night King come in peace, does he just wanna talk to Bran?
“You’re a good man.” kiss of death… (but true)
Theon…. uhhhh. You’ve come back from worse buddy. Come on!
That’s valerian steel. Sam’s sword.
Anything can happen in 9 mins. Anything.
Wait, are there two dead dragons now?
Talk with words (Bran / Night King)!!!
John is roaring at a dragon like a hiker that happens upon bear might do.
How f*cking epic was that?! Can we rewind?!?!?! Arya. Wow. Just wow.
Cersei is next. Green eyes!
Dragon is like a dog.
The necklace….. riiiight!
The end.
Stay great!
Kate
The Donkey Made Me Do It 