*Stuff I say post-9pm*

While watching random Do It Yourself (DIY) Instagram posts I came across this gem — which by the way is probably as DIY as heart surgery, there is some skill and precision required here, for sure. After showing Heath the little video of how the pencil crayons morphed into a skull the following conversation ensued:

Me: I would totally spend $5 million dollars on that if I had $100 million dollars.

Heath: wow.

Me: wait, is that too much? What percentage of my money would that be?

Heath: *silence + eyebrow raise*

Me: Oh, never mind. I did the math in my head.